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| 一隻狗 |
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晚上。
翔是一隻棕色可愛的小狗,他正在街上行走。
它要回家。
比爾是翔主人的室友,他是奧克拉荷馬大學的學生。
他是一個身高挺高的人,他喜愛打籃球。
現在他正在床上睡覺。
比爾正在做夢,夢中有他的夢中情人。
翔離它的家很近,但是它的主人卻離它的家很遠。
翔的主人在韓國過聖誕節。
翔走向門口。
比爾還在做夢,他的夢開始變得有點黃。
翔走進它的家,到比爾的臥房。
現在,夢裡的比爾也在比爾的床上。
「汪、汪。」翔吠。
比爾拒絕回應翔的吠叫聲,他還在做他奇妙的夢。
「汪、汪、汪。」翔吠。
比爾依然拒絕回應翔的吠叫聲,他和夢裡的他也依然在床上。
兩個都躺在床上不動。
不同的是夢裡的比爾有福氣看見美女身穿內衣褲,而且美女是坐在他上面。
她正要開始脫掉她那性感的內衣。
「汪、汪、汪、汪。」翔吠。
夢裡的比爾聽到吠叫,深覺奇怪。
「什麼?」夢裡的比爾問。
比爾很生氣地醒來。
他起身看見翔在搖擺它的尾巴。
「你這隻笨狗!給我滾!」比爾喊說。
翔裝可愛,然後就跑出臥房。
「等等,那隻狗怎麼跑進來我的房間,難道我大門沒關好?」比爾問。
比爾下床走到大門。
他轉門把開門。
大門並沒開,換句話說,大門是上鎖的。
比爾開鎖開門。
「鏗鏘。」
門鏈沒放。
「再給我等等,那隻狗相當眼熟。」比爾說。
「天啊,是翔!」比爾大叫說。
「它去年聖誕節被我室友和他的女友吃掉。」比爾說。
比爾開始覺得頭昏並噁心。
「他不應該是活著。」比爾說。
比爾開始陷入昏迷狀態。
「哦,我的天啊!我看見鬼狗。」比爾神情恐懼地說。
比爾昏倒在地。
我們所學習的功課:不論冬天有多冷,也絕不能允許自己的室友吃香肉。
A Dog
Night.
Sean, a cute little brown dog, is walking down the street.
He is going home.
Bill, Sean’s owner’s roommate, is a student of University of Oklahoma.
He is a tall person and loves to play basketball.
Right now, he is sleeping in his bed.
Bill is having a dream with his dream girl.
Sean is near his home but Sean’s owner is nowhere near Sean’s home.
Sean’s owner is back in Korea for Christmas.
Sean walks toward the door.
Bill is still having a dream with his dream girl and his dream is getting a bit dirty.
Sean goes into his home and to Bill’s bedroom.
Now, Bill in the dream is also in Bill’s bed.
“Wolf, wolf,” barks Sean.
Bill refuses to respond to the barking and still having his wonderful dream with his dream girl.
“Wolf, wolf, wolf,” barks Sean.
Again Bill refuses to respond so he and his dream’s counterpart are still in bed.
Both are also lying still in bed.
The difference is Bill in the dream has a luxury to see a pretty girl in her lingerie sitting on top of him.
And she is about to take her sexy lingerie off.
“Wolf, wolf, wolf, wolf,” barks Sean.
Bill in the dream hears the barking and puzzles.
“What?” asks Bill in the dream.
Bill wakes up and he is furious.
He gets up and sees Sean wriggling his tale at him.
“You stupid dog! Scram!” yells Bill.
Sean shows a puppy face and runs out the bedroom.
“Wait a minute! How did this dog get into my bedroom? Did I leave the front door open?” asks Bill.
Bill gets down the bed and walks to the front door.
He turns the doorknob to open the door.
The door does not open which means the door was locked.
Bill unlocks the lock and opens the door.
“Clang!”
The door chain is not released.
“Hold on a minute. That dog looks awfully familiar,” Bill says.
“My God! It’s Sean,” shouts Bill.
“He was eaten by my roommate and his girlfriend last Christmas,” says Bill.
Bill begins to feel a bit dizzy and disgusting.
“He is not supposed to be alive,” says Bill.
The dizziness begins to take control of his body.
“Oh, God! I have seen a ghost dog,” says Bill with a horrify expression in his face.
Bill faints and crashes onto the floor.
Lesson we learn: Never let your roommate eat dog meat no matter how cold the winter is. |
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